Is this a leak? Is it real? I think it is. It is titled "Candy Shop," and I believe this is a new Pharrell-produced track.

First thoughts: I like the electro pulse that runs throughout the song, but the track lacks a melody. But hey, Madonna wanted to go a little hip-hop, so she opted for a beat and a groove and not a sing-along chorus. The lyrics are, once again, trivial and disappointing.

Brace yourself. The new Madonna album might not be all that impressive.

UPDATE: A dub version of the song has surfaced.