Gosh, how do we begin to describe the worst movie of the month? A supposed spoof of the Greek historical actioner 300, Meet the Spartans or more appropriately Meet the Spastics is disgustingly-written, badly-acted and lazily-directed.

There are many filthy jokes about Paris Hilton's vagina, Lindsay Lohan's vagina and Britney Spears' vagina. Popular TV shows like Heroes, American Idol and Ugly Betty are lampooned, blockbusters movies like Spiderman are spoofed, and popular personalities like Ellen Degeneres and Paula Abdul are skewered. There are plenty of gay jokes too since 300 was � despite the filmmakers' denial � very homoerotic.

Please don't encourage the filmmakers by watching it, pleeeaaaase...