Madonna: What in the hell is a disco stick?
Lady Gaga: I think you know.
Lady Gaga: Guess what, Madonna. I'm totally hotter than you.
Madonna: I'm totally taller than you.
Madonna: What kind of name is Gaga? Sounds like baby food!
Lady Gaga: The kind of name that is number one on the Billboard chart.
What do you guys think about this?