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to the Editor You better watch out,
You better not flirt,
Cos this year Santa Is dishing the dirt.
Santa Claus is coming to town…
Indeed Santa is! And he's spanking all you naughty LGBTs for your
unruly behavior. Meanwhile, the cinemas in town are appropriately
decked out to welcome him. And the three new movies opening this
week all have Christmas and/or Christian themes.
Of the three, the one that most embodies the Christmas spirit of
love, peace and joy is Merry Christmas,
a wonderful French/German film that tells the true story of WWI
soldiers from two different sides who decide to put down their guns
and celebrate Yule together.
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It stars three of the most handsome
young actors Europe has to offer — Guillaume Canet, Benno
Furmann and Daniel Bruhl in uniform! — as well as the bona
fide sexpuss Diane Kruger. This well-made movie was a huge box-office
draw in France and Germany, and recently received a Golden Globe
nomination for Best Foreign Picture.
Next up is the $US180-million Disney adaptation of C.S. Lewis'
classic series The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The
Witch and The Wardrobe. It tells the story of a magical
closet that can take you to an alternate universe called Narnia.
Now, no fag or lez would ever call a closet “magical”. And fittingly
perhaps, the film is a disappointment.
Meanwhile the third new movie is The Ice Harvest,
a noir thriller set during Christmas. Unfortunately, the greedy,
cynical and backstabbing characters personify anything but the Christmas
spirit. Even the presence of well-respected actors John Cusack and
Billy Bob Thornton can't save this movie.
So folks, whether you've been naughty or nice, it really doesn't
matter. Santa may not like you, but the cinemas will always take
you as you are. To all our Christian readers, we wish you a very
Merry Christmas!
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FILM SEASON AT FRIDAE
The festive season of joyful cinematic entertainment began last
week with the French film Merry
Christmas (Joyeux
Noel).
Next week, Fridae brings you Broken
Flowers, a comedy of mischief and wit about
a man who goes on a cross-country journey involving a pink letter,
a 19-year old son, and other discoveries .
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Merry Christimas |
Joyeux Noel
French with English
subtitles
Director: Christian Carion
Cast: Diane Kruger, Guillaume Canet,
Daniel Brühl, Gary Lewis, dany Boon Official Selection, Cannes Film
Festival
Only at Cathay cinemas
[Fridae
Private Preview] |
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The best new film of the week is NOT the big-budget The Chronicles
of Narnia - but Merry Christmas, a smaller-budget
but far more meaningful picture that recently received a Golden
Globe nomination for Best Foreign Picture.
Mainstream movie-goers may not recognize the cast, but it actually
comprises some of the brightest young stars of Europe — Guillaume
Canet (the French studmuffin from The Beach), Daniel Bruhl
(the German cutie from Goodbye, Lenin!), Diane Kruger (the
vixen who played Helen in Troy) and Benno Furmann (another
top-rated German hottie).
Based on a true World War I incident, the film tells the story
of a group of German and French soldiers who are battling each another
at the frontlines. As Christmas approaches, a German soldier begins
to sing Silent Night in the trenches. Some distance away
from him, a group of Scottish bagpipers — who are with his
French enemies — decide to strike up their instruments and
accompany his singing.
Eventually, the two sides decide to put aside their weapons and
celebrate Christmas together. Sharing wine, pictures of wives and
a game of soccer, the soldiers embody the spirit of peace and tolerance
that represents Christmas.
Sentimental as the plot may seem, Merry Christmas is actually
a well-made and very watchable film. Its anti-war message is certainly
timely, and it's no surprise that the film became a huge box-office
hit in Germany and France. Let’s hope that Merry Christmas
would do well in Asia too.
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The Chronicles of Narnia |
Director: Andrew
Adamson
Cast: Tilda Swinton, James McAvoy,
Georgie Henley, Skandar Keynes, Anna Popplewell, William Moseley,
Rupert Everett |
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Any LGBT who was once a bookworm must have read the C.S. Lewis'
splendid children's series The Chronicles of Narnia. They
tell the stories of four children who discover a wardrobe in their
house, which can take them to a magical world called Narnia. (Talk
about serious wardrobe malfunction.)
There, the children learn that they are to inherit the throne of
the kingdom, if they can first beat the White Witch (Tilda Swinton)
with the help of a messianic lion.
Directed by Andrew Adamson (of Shrek fame), this Disney
picture cost a whopping US$180-million. But is it any good? Put
the blame on Peter Jackson. If The Chronicles of Narnia
arrived just a few years ago, it would have been hailed as a masterpiece
in filmmaking. Its creation of the vast and mysterious universe
of Narnia would have made your eyes pop and your head dizzy with
wonder.
Unfortunately, Peter Jackson has really spoilt us with his seamless
marriage of live action and computer-generated effects in Lord
of The Rings and King Kong. So much so that we can’t
help but be critical by the half-baked CGI effects in The Chronicles
of Narnia. There's something about the look of Narnia and its
magical inhabitants that strikes us as cold and fake. And the big
CGI battle at the end is long and unconvincing.
Generally, it's a disappointing movie. But there are moments of
sheer magic and wonder — especially in its first hour. |
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The Ice Harvest |
Director: Peter
Jackson
Cast: John Cusack, Billy Bob Thornton,
Connie Nielsen, Randy Quaid, Oliver Platt |
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Ever since Bad Santa — about a conman who poses
as Santa Claus to rob people — became a surprise box-office
hit in 2003, Hollywood has been eager to churn out more dark movies
that embrace an anti-Christmas spirit. They call it "counter-programming".
And so we have The Ice Harvest, a bitter and cynical story
about two men (John Cusack and Billy Bob Thornton) who embezzle
US$2 million from a mafia boss during Christmas and try to run off
with it. Of course, before they can even say "Mexico",
the two men find themselves entangled in other backdoor arrangements
that result in bullets and blood.
Showing the worst in human nature, The Ice Harvest is
a droll, dark and disconcerting holiday movie. But if you've always
hated It's A Wonderful Life and your role model is Ebezener
Scrooge, then this is our pick for you. |
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King Kong |
Director: Peter
Jackson Cast: Naomi Watts,
Andy Sarkis, Adrien Brody, Jack Black |
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A remake of the 1933 classic, Naomi Watts plays
a woman who joins a voyage to a lost island. There, she meets a
lonely 25-foot-tall gorilla who falls for her and does everything
to be with her. Directed by Peter Jackson (of Lord of The Rings
fame), this King-size spectacle boasts all the ingredients of monster
hit — a US$200-million budget, state-of-the-art special effects,
superb production design and solid direction.
Its CGI creatures and astonishing action sequences will keep you
at the edge of your seat. But it is the film’s quiet moments shared
by the gorilla and the woman that will stick to your mind. When
they are just hanging out and enjoying the scenery, the film conveys
the same message that LGBTs have been telling the world for years
— that love knows no bounds. Don't miss it. |
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The Promise |
Wu Ji
Mandarin
with English subtitles
Director: Chen Kaige Cast:
Cecilia Cheung, Jang Dong Gun, Hiroyuki Sanada, Nicholas Tse |
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Along with Zhang Yimou and Tian Zhuangzhuang, Chen
Kaige is one of the most important figures of China's 5th Generation
of filmmakers. But he seems to have lost his touch. His latest film
tells a potentially enchanting tale of a beautiful concubine (Cecilia
Cheung) who is loved by a general (Hiroyuki Sanada) and a slave
(Jang Dang-gun). But though the lead actors acquit themselves well,
this $US35-million picture — the most expensive in China's
history — is filled with embarrassingly cheesy special effects.
Chen's weak direction and draggy pacing leave much to be desired.
How this film managed to get a Golden Globe nomination for Best
Foreign Picture is a mystery to us. |
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Santa's Slay |
Director: David
Steiman Cast: Bill Goldberg,
Fran Drescher, Douglas Smith,
Robert Culp, Emilie De Ravin, Saul Rubinek, Dave Thomas |
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Just as some filmmakers (like Peter Jackson) try
to reach for new heights, others want to hit new lows. One such
filmmaker is David Steiman. His Santa's Slay is an utterly
horrible film that deserves to be buried in the ground along with
his name.
Here Santa Claus is portrayed as an evil son of Satan. However,
because Santa lost a bet with an angel a long time ago, he had been
forced to spread joy to the world for the past 1,000 years. Now
that 1,000 years are up, he is free again to spread evil in the
world, and he begins by killing several people at a Christmas dinner
and impaling their heads. |
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The Descent |
Director: Neil
Marshall Cast: MyAnna Buring,
Craig Conway, Natalie Jackson Mendoza, Molly Kayll, Shauna MacDonald,
Alex Reid, Saskia Mulder [Fridae
Private Preview] |
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As the end of year approaches, we can say this with
great certainty: The Descent is the best horror movie of
2005. It is so good, in fact, that writer-director Neil Marshall
was recently named Best Director at the British Independent Film
Awards — an honor rarely bestowed on a director of a horror
movie.
In The Descent, six sexy and feisty women go to Appalachian
Mountains for a cave expedition. Burrowing through small tunnels,
they find themselves in a subterranean lair that's infested with
mutant creatures. Coolly claustrophobic, this subterranean scare-fest
will have you gasping for air.
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Pride and Prejudice |
Director: Joe
Wright Cast: Keira Knightley,
Donald Sutherland, Brenda Blethyn, Rosamund Pike |
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Based on Jane Austen's classic novel, Pride
and Prejudice tells the charming story of Elizabeth (Keira
Knightley), a strong-willed young woman who falls for a wealthy
and arrogant bachelor named Darcy.
Now, this may be the umpteenth screen adaptation of Pride and
Prejudice. Yet, director Joe Wright manages to inject so much
youth and vigor into the film that we can't help but fall in love
with the story all over again. Keira's performance is vibrant and
intelligent, while Matthew Macfayden (the hot stud in In My
Father's Den) as Darcy broods beautifully. |
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Lilya 4-Ever |
Russian
with English subtitles
Director: Lukas Moodysson Cast:
Oksana Akinshina, Pavel Ponomaryov, Artyom Bogucharsky Only
at Cathay cinemas |
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This extraordinary film was shown three years ago
at the Singapore International Film Festival. But those who caught
it never ever forgot it. When writer-director Lukas Moodyson called
it "Lilya 4-Ever", he wasn’t kidding about the
"4-Ever" bit.
Oksana Akinshina plays 16-year-old Lilya, whose life in Moscow
is no bed of roses. As Russia continues to languish in economic
doldrums, its people are desperate to search for a better life.
Lilya starts to perform to sexual favors on older men to make money.
But her life goes from bad to worse… If you see only one film every
few months, make Lilya 4-Ever the film that you see. |
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Perhaps Love |
Ru Guo Ai
Mandarin
with English subtitles
Director: Peter Chan Cast:
Takeshi Kaneshiro, Zhou Xun, Jacky Cheung, Ji Jin Hee |
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Finally returning to the director's chair after
10 years, Peter Chan's new film is a movie-within-a-movie that stars
some of East Asia's biggest actors, including Jacky Cheung (Hong
Kong), Takeshi Kaneshiro (Japan/Hong Kong), Zhou Xun (China) and
Ji Jin-Hee (South Korea).
Takeshi plays a film actor who is obsessed with a film actress
(Zhou). At the same time, they are also both starring in a musical
that's being directed her lover (Jacky). Scenes from the movie that
they are shooting soon become intertwined with their real lives.
An ambitious and complex film that has some structural flaws. |
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A History of Violence |
Directors: David
Cronenberg, Josh Olsen Cast:
Viggo Mortensen, Maria Bello, William Hurt, Ed Harris |
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Certainly one of the best films of the
year, A History of Violence is about a happily married
couple Tom and Edie (Viggo Mortensen and Mario Bello) who run a
small restaurant. One day, a pair of robbers shows up at the joint,
forcing Tom to resort to violence in order to defend his place of
business.
But does an act of killing simply end there? Or does it perpetuate
a brutal cycle that sucks in others? This film is an extraordinary
meditation on the culture of violence in America and compulsory
viewing for any thinking LGBT viewer. |
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Chicken Little |
Director: Mark
Dindal Voice Cast: Zach Braff,
Steve Zhan, Garry Marshall, Joan Cusack |
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You might have caught the cinema trailer of a little
chicken dancing to that "Numa Numa" song. You might have
thought, "Aaaw, isn't that cutest thing ever? I must watch
the cartoon when it comes out…"
Don't go! This 3-D cartoon about a bespectacled nerdy chick (Zach
Braff) actually lacks the charm and wit of its trailer. The jokes
vary from the lame to the annoying. And anyone hoping for 80 minutes
of light cheery entertainment will be disappointed. |
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Aeon Flux |
Director: Karyn
Kusama Cast: Charlize Theron,
Marton Csokas, Jonny Lee Miller, Sophie Okonedo |
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Charlize Theron plays sexy Aeon Flux, a mysterious
agent who lives in a perfectly-organized future city where everything
is gleaming and bright — that is, if one doesn't look beneath
the surface. When Aeon is sent on a special mission, she quickly
discovers that nothing in her world is what it seems…
Based on an MTV animation, this film is neither good enough to
enjoy nor bad enough to laugh at. But any excuse to put Charlize
Theron in a black skin-tight catsuit is may be good enough for some
dykes. |
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Saw II |
Director: Darren
Lynn Bausman Cast: Tobin Bell,
Lyriq Bent, Donnie Wahlberg, Dinah Meyer, Eric Knudson |
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In the first terrific Saw movie, two men
are chained down and instructed by Jigsaw to torture each other
— or else, they die. Written and directed by Malaysian James
Wan, the film was a surprise box-office hit in 2004.
So, of course, there had to be a sequel. This time round, Jigsaw
the psychopath has kidnapped eight people and exposed them to sarin
gas in a house. If they want to live, they must look for the hidden
syringes in limb-tearing booby-traps. Very gory. |
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Prime |
Director: Ben
Younger Cast: Uma Thurman,
Meryl Streep, Bryan Greenberg, Jon Abrahams |
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This slightly entertaining romantic comedy stars
the ravishing Uma Thurman as a 37-year-old woman who meets a 23-year-old
man (Bryan Greenberg). Sparks fly, and they're soon having hot sex.
She raves to her psychiatrist (Meryl Streep) about her younger boyfriend
— bragging about his huge penis — until both women discover
that the young man is the shrink's son.
Uma and Bryan look spectacular. Bryan, particularly, has one of
the hottest bods we've seen on screen lately. (The scenes where
he goes shirtless are worth half the price of the ticket.) But there
are just not enough twists in the plot to keep you engaged, and
not enough jokes to keep you entertained. |
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Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire |
Director: Mike
Newell Cast: Daniel Radcliffe,
Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, Michael Gambon, Maggie Smith, Ralph
Fiennes |
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The Goblet of Fire, the fourth title in
the Harry Potter series, is 630-pages long — twice
the length of its previous books. The latest film adaptation, thus,
had to condense a lot of incidents and plot twists into two hours.
The film moves at a very swift pace so as to cover all its major
plot points. But, as fans will note, many details have been omitted.
Here, Harry goes back to the Hogwarts' School of Witchcraft and
Wizardry for his fourth year of wizard training where he is selected
to represent his school in an inter-school challenge. Little does
he know, however, that the tasks will spring some unpleasant surprises.
Goblet is yet another slick, well-made, big-budget production
in the vein of the previous films. But the franchise is perhaps
losing its novelty and fickle audiences might think twice about
watching the next three Harry Potter films. |
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Millions |
Director: Danny
Boyle Cast: Alexander Nathan
Etel, Lewis Owen McGibbon, James Nesbitt, Daisy Donovan
Screening Dates: 2 to 30 Dec
Only at The Arts House |
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Princes and Princesses |
Princes et Princesses
French
with English subtitles
Director: Michel Ocelot
Cast: Arlette Mirapeu, Philippe
Cheytion, Yves Barsacq Screening Date:
20 Dec Only at Alliance Francaise
Singapore |
more>> |
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Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of The
Were-Rabbit |
Directors: Steve
Box, Nick Park Voice Cast:
Peter Sallis, Ralph Fiennes, Helena Boham Carter Release
Date: 29 Dec |
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The Family Stone |
Director: Thomas
Bezucha Cast: Diane Keaton,
Dermot Mulroney, Sarah Jessica Parker Release
Date: 29 Dec |
more>> |
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A Chinese Tall Story |
Qingdian Dasheng
Mandarin with English
subtitles
Director: Jeff Lau Cast:
Nicholas Tse, Charlene Choi, Fan Bing Bing, Kenny Kwan Release
Date: 29 Dec |
more>> |
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Elizabethtown |
Director: Cameron
Crowe Cast: Orlando Bloom,
Kirsten Dunst Release Date:
5 Jan |
more>> |
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Wolf Creek |
Director: Greg
McLean Cast: John Jarratt,
Cassandra Magrath, Kestie Morassi, Nathan Philips Release
Date: 5 Jan |
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The Tin Mine |
Maha'lai Meuang Rae
Thai with English
subtitles
Director: Jira Malikul Cast:
Pichaya Watchitapant, Sontaya Chitmanee Release
Date: 5 Jan |
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Broken Flowers |
Director: Jim
Jarmusch Cast: Bill Murray,
Sharon Stone, Jessica lange, Tilda Swinton, Chloe Sevigny
Release Date: 5 Jan [Fridae
Private Preview] |
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Sad Movie |
Korean
with English subtitles
Director: Kwon Jong-Gwan Cast:
Jeong Woo-Seong, Im Soo-Jeong, Cha tae-Hyeon, Yeom Jeong-Ah,
Sin Min-Ah, Son Tae-Yeong, Lee Ki-Woo Release
Date: 12 Jan |
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Dreamer |
Director: John
Gatins Cast: Kurt Russell,
Dakota Fanning, Kris Kristofferson Release
Date: 5 Jan |
more>> |
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In Her Shoes |
Director: Curtis
Hanson Cast: Cameron Diaz,
Toni Collette, Shirley MacLaine Release
Date: 12 Jan |
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Rumour Has It |
Director: Rob
Reiner Cast: Jennifer Aniston,
Kevin Costner, Shirley MacLaine, Mark Ruffalo Release
Date: 12 Jan |
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Football Hooligans |
Director: Lexi
Alexander Cast: elijah Wood,
Charlie Hunnam, Claire Forlani, Marc Warren Release
Date: 12 Jan |
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Memoirs of a Geisha |
Director: Rob
Marshall Cast: Michelle Yeoh,
Zhang Ziyi, Ken Watanabe, Koji Yakusho, Gong Li, Youki Kiidoh
Release Date: 19 Jan |
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Bee Season |
Directors: david
Siegel. Scott McGehee Cast:
Richard Gere, Juliette Binoche, Flora Cross, Max Minghella,
Kate Bosworth Release Date:
19 Jan |
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Le Grand Voyage |
French
with English subtitles
Director: Ismael Ferroukhi Cast:
Nicolas Cazale, Mohamed Majd Release
Date: 19 Jan Luigi De Laurentis
Award (Golden Lion for First Feature Film), Venice Film Festival
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The Heirloom |
Zhaibian
Mandarin
with English subtitles
Director: Leste Chen Cast:
Terri Kwan, Jason Chang, Chang Yu-Chen, Tender Huang Release
Date: 19 Jan |
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Undiscovered |
Director: Meiert
Avis Cast: Ashlee Simpson,
Peil James, Steven Strait, Kip Pardue, Shannyn Sossamon
Release Date: 19 Jan |
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On Shallow Ground |
Director: Sheldon
Wilson Cast: Timothy Murphy.
Stan Kirsch, Linsey Stoddart Release
Date: 19 Jan |
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Comedy of Innocence |
La Comedie de L'Innocence
French
with English subtitles
Director: Raoul Ruiz Cast:
Isabelle Huppert, Jeanne Balibar, Charles Berling, Edith Scob
Screening Date: 3 Jan Only
at Alliance Francaise Singapore |
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How I Killed My Father |
Comment J'ai Tue Mon Pere
French
with English subtitles
Director: Anne Fontaine
Cast: Michel Bouquet, Natacha Regnier,
Charles Berling, Amira Casar Screening
Date: 17 Dec Only at Alliance
Francaise Singapore |
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Andaman Girl |
Thai
with English subtitles
Director: Thanit Jitnukul Cast:
Amarin Nitiphon, Suphaksorn Chaimongko Release
Date: TBA Only at Cathay cinemas |
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SFS Earthquake/Tsunami Commemoration Doublebill
Film Screening |
Featuring Abbas Kiarostami's
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Goes On Date:
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Venue: Singapore History Museum Free
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Date: 30 Oct 2005 to 31 Jan 2006
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