9 Oct 2007

Resident Evil: Extinction

Director: Russell Mulcahy

Starring: Ali Larter, Ashanti, Chris Egan, Iain Glen, Jason O'Mara, Mike Epps, Milla Jovovich, Oded Fehr, Spencer Locke

Release: 2007-10-09

Milla Jovovich is so friggin' hot. To watch the sexy actress-supermodel kick so many zombie butts is a cheap thrill that only lesbian audiences could fully and truly enjoy.

In the third instalment of this franchise based on the popular computer games, Milla is once again battling the evil Umbrella Corporation that manufactures a biochemical virus that, in the first movie, wiped out its own lab and in the second movie destroyed an entire city.

Now Umbrella's follies have spread worldwide, turning thousands of innocent victims into flesh-eating zombies. Umbrella execs are trying to figure out how to appease the zombies with drugs. But in the meantime, mankind has only Milla and her band of road warriors to rely on.

There's nothing scary about this B-grade zombie flick, but it's definitely fun.