31 Aug 2006

Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties

Director: Tim Hill

Starring: Bill Murray, Breckin Meyer, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Bill Connolly

Screening: 2006-06-13

Firstly, anyone who knows that A Tail of Two Kitties is
a play on Charles Dicken's A Tale of Two Cities should
not watch this movie. It'll be too dumb for you.


Secondly, anyone who hated the first Garfield (2004) live-action
movie for its cheesy effects and slapstick jokes should also avoid
this. It's more of the same.


Finally, anyone who has no desire to see either the first or second
Garfield live-action movie should stay away of both. Their movie
instincts clearly serve them well.


Now that we are absolutely sure that not a single one of you will
watch this movie, we can tell you the plot: Garfield (voice of Bill
Murray) goes to London with his owner Jon (Breckin Meyer). There,
Garfield is mistaken for being a regal cat that is supposed to inherit
a castle. Of course, with newfound power comes newfound enemies,
so Garfield must avoid being removed from his throne by the evil
Lord Dargis (Bill Connolly).


Yawn...