If you thought the first Pink Panther movie was bad, wait till you see the sequel. Actually, if you've seen its trailer, you already know how awful it is. Why this movie got made is a question the box-office has a ready answer for.

Once again, Steve Martin plays the bumbling French Inspector Clouseau - a role made famous by the legendary comedian Peter Sellers in the 1970s. In his efforts to catch a thief who has stolen the Pink Panther diamond, the Shroud of Turin, the Magna Carta and the Imperial Sword of Japan, the Inspector once again trips over crime scenes, mispronounces English words and destroys precious objects.

Want a taste of the jokes? Sample this: Boss tells Clouseau, "You fly to Kyoto in the morning." Clouseau rebuts: "But I can't fly!" Are you laughing? That's what we thought…