Fridae

The March issue of CLEO Magazine (Singapore edition) has been flying off the shelves faster than a book shelf haunted by a hyper-active poltergeist - all because it's the time of the year when the magazine unveils its annual list of Eligible Bachelors.

With an oh-so-naughty tagline of "50 Eligible Bachelors: Hot, Hard and Waiting For You In Bed," the much-awaited man-list this year is sure to cause nose-bleeds and hot-flushes amongst hetero-hussies and homos-in-heat.

In anticipation of the Bachelors Finals Party (a must-attend mentertainment event) held on Mar 16 at PowerHouse @ St James Power Station, yours truly would like to play out my Bachelorette fantasy and hand out stalks of roses to my favourite bachelors!

Let the Rose Ceremony begin!

Alvin Leong, 22, NSMan
Touted as the "baking bachelor," this delectable dish is not only blessed with mouth-watering clean cut good looks but is apparently good with his hands too - he bakes cakes for goodness sake!

And while his Oreo cheesecakes are sure to tantalise taste buds, it is the sight of his smooth bare chest and the trail of pubic hair snaking up to his navel that will cause gay men to lose control of their salivary glands.

Gets Fridae's Vote for "Best Manservant."

Matthew Chew, 20, Undergraduate
Lying on a bed all tangled up in sheets, the cocoa-hued hunk with the Angelina Jolie like lips is like a wet-dream come true - especially for gay men with a weakness for waterpolo players or those "Sunshine Boys" type.

Matthew is fantasy-turned-flesh for Speedos seekers not only because he wears his trunks well and also because of the size of his swimwear collection: "I'll never throw away� my trunks. I've been a waterpolo player since primary school and I keep all my trunks, even if they're tattered and torn."

Gets Fridae's Vote for "Most Seductive In Swimwear (Especially If They Are Tattered and Torn)."

Daniel Zhang, 22, Undergraduate
Appearing in the magazine with nothing but a white towel wrapped around his washboard abs, this muscle man is one of my favourite eligible bachelors because of he looked devastating posing in trunks during Muscle War 2007.

According to his interview, one could surmise that this beefcake of a bachelor would be perfect for bossy bottoms due to the fact that his preferred sex position is "the girl-on-top" because "I'd like to think she'd appreciate being in control." Kneel boy kneel!

Gets Fridae's Vote for "Most Submissive Bachelor."

Jamus Yuen, 27, Restaurant Owner
Unlike the most of the bachelors who looked as if they had just fallen out of the cradle, this rugged model-turned-chicken-rice-seller appeals to gay men who adore bad boys - after all, he confessed to threatening to "beat up a guy who was pestering a girl."

As if looking like those rough-and-tough actors in Japanese porn isn't enough, Jamus ups the kink factor by admitting to wearing only his "birthday suit" to bed (give me your home address and I'll be there with my binoculars!).

Gets Fridae's Vote for "Hottest Hawker In Singapore."

Daryl Pan, 21, NSman
One look at this sexy swimmer and most gay men would be wetter than someone who had accidentally stepped into a swimming pool - and that's why this medal-winning swimmer is my favourite bachelor of all!

More importantly, dashing Daryl has expressed his fondness for women who are into sports - thereby confirming my suspicion that we are a match made in homo-heaven because I happen to be the current Olympic Gold Medalist for sex marathons!

Gets Fridae's Vote for "Bachelor Most Likely To Induce Wet Spots."

Note: All bachelors featured in this article are entitled to ONE FREE ORGASM courtesy of Alvin Tan who happens to be well-versed in manhood massage. To claim your prize, please contact Alvin at (information deleted by scandalised Editor).