Move over, Brokeback Mountain. A Korean film about a 16th century gay love triangle has become the biggest box-office sensation in Korea's history, making more money than Titanic or Harry Potter.
Brett Ratner has completely messed up this reviewer's favorite gay superhero movie franchise. Thanks to his ham-fisted direction, Wolverine is boring, Rogue is annoying, Mystique looks fat and the gay subtext is almost all but lost.
The Producers is great stage musical that has been poorly adapted into a film. But there is still much to savor, like when a roomful of pansies start singing "Keep it gay! Keep it gay! Keep it gay!"
Two gay characters are vying for Oscar's Best Actor trophy. Brokeback's Heath Ledger as a straight-acting gay cowboy with no balls. Capote's Philip Seymour Hoffman as a supremely-queeny fag with balls of steel. Who'll win? Why, Philip, of course.
Gay icon Sarah Jessica Parker hams it up in The Family Stone, a madcap Christmas movie by a gay writer-director that purports to be straight but never really plays its straight.
Dreamship Surprise is the queeniest, funniest gay film I've seen in years. Not surprisingly, this German spoof of Star Trek and Star Wars was the biggest box-office hit in its home country last year, giving hope to the Germans for its local film industry. Now, who says that fags can't be a country's heroes?